Friday, January 4, 2013

Joey Dauben Out Of Jail? | Cluelesspartyofone

 Ok so is Joey out or not? Wait who cares? Joey is an internet ghost who used to be a sensation.
 Fact is that Joey in his hey day used to be a force to be reckoned with. He rubbed shoulders (and or back sides) with the Ellis County Elite. Now, Judge Bob Carroll has admitted to having Joey at his house for dinner, Former Midlothian Mayor Boyce Whatley liked Joey and taught him alot, Former City Councilman Ken Chambers was among Joey's supporters (Although I suspect that it was more due to Joey's suport than any real friendship) and other power players in Ellis County.
 Yes Joey had his supporters. Curtis Butler, Brannon Bridge, Brandy (AKA Lori Lee) Ownes, and others. Not one of them save Brannon Bridge, will give character testimony for Joey. 
 All of Joeys current supporters are truly nuts. Presley Renea Dauben Tuma, Connie Bedwell Tuma, and  Daddy Dauben. Some one call Terrell State Hospital there is going to be an influx of 72 hour holds.
 I guess after his former editor of The Venus Voice came out and admitted that after being with him that she thought he was gay ( Some one, his sisters included, teach him about the female orgasm and the "G" spot).
 I doubt that Joey has ever satisfied a woman as she knows and needs to be. His Bi Sexual exploits were more for show to hide his homosexual feelings and urges.
 Joey admitted to drug use and Homosexual urges during his younger life. Was this an early admission of guilt? Or was it a cry for help that went unrecognized?
 In all honesty I dont car if John Margetis, Gingersnap, or God Almighty, gives testimony for Joey's defense. Joey is guilty of many things and according to his way of thinking if one person is guilty of other things then He or She should be convicted of the larger charges true or not.

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